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The Chop!

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$27.99

I swear that if I had the money I’d: purchase a big plot of land, fence it in with razor wire, and invite all of the “revolutionaries” to come live there.

Then I’d get incredibly wealthy by simply filming and broadcasting their constant mishaps, debauchery, and race/gender-based infighting.

It’d be the bizzaro world version of “Survivor”.

Did I mention that I’d also construct a series of walking paths that were protected from the residents, so that I could charge visitors a few bucks to laugh at them in person?

I’d name both the show and the place “CHAZ!”, but then I’d rename them “CHOP!” – the acronym for Conceptually Handicapped Orwellian Pigpen.

And don’t forget: since they all stand in solidarity with the cause, it’s a sure thing that preening celebrities, athletes, and leftist media mouthpieces would also take up residency within the CHAZCHOP. Right?

Enjoy these short video clips of the left’s newest hip retreat, and then book a vacation there:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1271709379688087555

https://twitter.com/i/status/1271920466999963648

https://twitter.com/i/status/1272009086297497600

https://twitter.com/i/status/1272088871237369857

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