Hot Sauce T-shirts

Self-Hatred Brand Hot Sauce

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Calling Dr. Freud! Slow brewed and extra thick, like your self-loathing. As a free bonus with each bottle, we also include a “Happy Fisherman” brand cocktail sauce label - for you pricks that hate others almost as much as you hate yourself… Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.

$27.99

Politicians Promise - Brand Hot Sauce

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“I know that my government is filled with lying criminals who essentially take orders from their corporate sponsors. But I can’t do anything about it.” Translation: “I don’t find myself being too inconvenienced by such activity. And how much worse can things really get?” Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.

$27.99

Get er done - Brand Hot Sauce

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Then again, if your idea of productivity is soiling the sheets with battery acid-like rectal juice, heck, you'll be the employee of the week! Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.

$27.99

Pray for death - Brand Hot Sauce

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Here's a review of this product - sent to us and signed by some pussy: The wicked flames of hell will feel like an air-conditioned breeze to what tender flesh there is left of your scorched rectum. Signed, Lucifer - Prince of darkness. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.

$27.99

Woman Scorned - Brand Hot Sauce

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How dangerous is it? Well, we've taken hot sauce to a whole new level with this blend. You see, rather than using the traditional method of adding juice from various strains of hot peppers to create the burning effects, we have actually replicated the chemical compounds that are sent to a woman's brain when she gets angry! The bottle isn't even made of regular glass. This stuff melted everything we tried putting it in - until we contacted the National Institute of Radioisotopes and got hooked up with the stuff that they use for spent nuclear reactor rods! Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.

$27.99

Out of Luck - Brand Hot Sauce

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Lads and Lasses heed me words: have many an ice soaked wet wipe next to that pot o' gold ye'll be stuck on through the next fortnight, for yew'll be swearin' old Nessi sunk 'er teeth into yon arss! Be thee fairly warned, says I to thee! (Ok, I confess. Due to a lack of true work ethic I did try to pull a fast one by melding that which is Irish to that which is Scottish by bringing the Loch Ness Monster into the conversation. But, since we're dealing honestly, were you actually aware of my sleight of hand before I dropped the dime on myself?) This type of thing is happening ALL THE TIME, by unscrupulous design, and if we aren't aware of it as it is occurring it will often cost us much more than we will ever be able to consciously calculate. So I'll say it again: Be thee fairly warned, says I to thee! Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.

$27.99

Chernobyl - Brand Hot Sauce

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Put it this way, we’ve been told by its victims to recommend that you tuck your pants into your socks before you try it! Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.

$27.99

All Saints - Brand Hot Sauce

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You better get out the rosaries, because you'll swear that you're exercising a demon from your ass! Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.

$27.99

Eternal Regret - Brand Hot Sauce

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No joke; I've been reincarnated three times since I tried it, and my ass is still smoking! Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.

$27.99