Double mocha latte please!

Yes, that is exactly what you look like in the morning; except that you usually have some dried snot in your left nostril too (would you rather I didn’t tell you?).

Oh, and did I mention dog breath? But get some caffeine flowing through those clogging arteries and even these luscious t-shirts and other high-end designer threads have a tough time doing justice to such an aesthetically pleasing being as yourself!

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