Former child TV star

This one they might believe, since many child stars grow up to be unattractive losers.

Which is not to say that those has-beens don’t still score more residual, groupie ass and free stuff than your never-been self does. Hence the functionality of this magnet-like t-shirt!

Remember, each rerun worthy t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.