Former Conspiracy Theorist

It’s amazing what a little shock therapy can do to an inordinately insightful mind.

But nightmares be damned – wearing this t-shirt is like waving a white flag at all of those conspiring, electrode administering thieves. As long as you have it on they’ll never suspect that you’re still hip to their global web of deceitful control!

Don’t think for one second that you’re the only one who sees through the subterfuge of all those multi-topping pizza deals and the “rent a car” commercials that run incessantly during games that are played with a ball or puck. And how could they think we wouldn’t notice that they’re mostly on during the time outs? Those Machiavellian masters of misdirection can’t manipulate our minds with their machinations!

Remember, each suspiciously funny t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.

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