Former Ivy Leaguer

You might have a shot with this prestige inducing garment – IF:

1- You speak as little as possible.

2- The people who see you wearing it have never had any prior conversations with you.

3- The people who see you wearing do not know, or care to know, what the word “Haud” means.

BTW, where does one apply to become an expansion team in this “Ivy League”? Might the city where I propose to build my stadium of learning pay for it because of the revenue that will be generated?

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