It’s all good

Ah, the wonders that occur when science is properly applied… No, really.

I know you’re waiting for me to talk about how crazy it is for the FDA to approve medicines for allergies whose side effects include kidney failure, internal bleeding, and cardiac arrest, but I won’t.

Nor will I comment on any of the other stupidity that results from the misuse of such potentially harmful products. Caveat Emptor baby!

The only side effects related to our pharmaceutical grade threads are what you’d expect: the adulation of your peers, higher social standing, feelings of euphoria, and the uncanny ability to purchase winning instant lottery tickets!

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