Whatever you say dear fishing (pale skin)

Don’t even try to act like you aren’t dying for one of these! Put aside your fears and facade of morality – do you know how many of these I’ve sold to religious leaders whose faith allows them to get laid?

Word to the mother; wearing this t-shirt will actually help you get ass!

You won’t believe how those manipulators of your manhood will practically throw their delicate delta of deceit at you when they truly believe that you don’t want it! Ask any guy who’s gotten more than a little action in his day.

I know it’s almost an oxymoron, but if you could find an honest woman she’d admit that I speak the truth.

The truth, my friends, is a unisex garment… and I just happen to be its personal clothier!

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