Woman Scorned – Brand Hot Sauce

How dangerous is it? Well, we’ve taken hot sauce to a whole new level with this blend. You see, rather than using the traditional method of adding juice from various strains of hot peppers to create the burning effects, we have actually replicated the chemical compounds that are sent to a woman’s brain when she gets angry!

The bottle isn’t even made of regular glass. This stuff melted everything we tried putting it in – until we contacted the National Institute of Radioisotopes and got hooked up with the stuff that they use for spent nuclear reactor rods!

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