Lifeboat
"I tell them I'll be right back and they pick him clean. Real funny guys!" Think of it as a tool to help remind others of the fact that many seafaring birds have a great sense of humor. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Empty glass
Put your happy spin this one, you meddlesome prick! Think of it as a wearable reminder of the fact that no matter what kind of hand you've been dealt, the lack of a tasty beverage when you're parched will make the situation worse. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Bull pierce
It's all fun and games until someone loses their liver! Think of it as a tool to help remind others of the fact that bulls should not be fucked with. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Gator
Fuck; I should've just watched the eggs like she told me to! Think of it as a wearable reminder of the fact that, when it comes to shit like that, she's usually right. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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City Nuke
Um, sorry, what where you saying about your rough day? Think of it as a tool to help remind others of the fact that no matter what kind of shitty hand they've been dealt, it could be worse. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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No Gas
Fuck, not again! Think of it as a tool to help remind others of the fact that even White Patriarchal Privilege has its limitations. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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