Expert

A lot of people talk smack, but this heady t-shirt boldly backs up your claim!

If anyone questions your accreditation, just tell them that the shirt speaks for itself. It’s a proven strategy based upon the game plan successfully being implemented by the current crop of criminals in government and the media – so why not put it to work for yourself?!

Plus, it’s statistically impossible for anything you claim to be any less accurate than the “real” experts – they’ve been wrong about everything for the last fifty-plus years. Seriously 🙁

Doughnuts are tasty! But then again, so are our deliciously satisfying t-shirts… and they have less fat in them than doughnuts (until you put them on).

Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.