Former athlete

I was originally going to sell this one only in sizes XXL and above, for maximum comedic effect.

But then I went outside, in public.

And I was quickly reminded of the fact that there’s no shortage of decrepit-looking, fairly young people who would fit into sizes small through large and still elicit the maximum comedic effect. So now, either way, we’ve got you covered!

Truth be told, this gem was inspired by the many greats who have shamelessly let themselves go to the crapper. I won’t name names…

Remember, the truth does not discriminate. I just happen to be its personal clothier 🙂

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