Calmly Resist - all forms of exploitation
Calmly Resist: to counteract or defeat without agitation or strong emotion. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Let's Pretend
It’s one thing for someone with testicles to walk around in a dress while simply going about their own business; live and let live. But it’s a whole different situation when they start demanding that people be punished for failing to address them according to the role they’re playing in an alternate reality that until recently was clinically referred to as “Psychosis”. So why not invite them into our Elementary Schools to indoctrinate kindergarten students with “their truth”? Don’t you feel like you got cheated as a five year-old for not being given the opportunity to ponder if you really wanted to be a boy, a girl, or a squirrel? Sure, members of the Union of Truth play “Let’s pretend”, but it’s never done under duress. No pressure, but we recommend that you watch at least the first five and a half minutes of this Peter Whittle interview of Toby Young. We're confident that you'll appreciate Toby's efforts to support those who won't submit to the thought and speech police; and depending on your age, you might notice that they're quite similar to what the ACLU used to do... (We would very much like to see an in-depth conversation between Toby and Anne Marie Waters, but in the meantime we feel as though having Douglas Murray on the board of his new union should put Toby's detractors at ease) Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Haste
Heed these timeless words of advice and you won't believe the way your life will change! No, I'm not saying that you should miss the bus to work. I'm recommending that you actually think before you act. The fact is that most of what causes the need to rush is a result of having acted without proper forethought. "Show me someone who can't sit still, and I'll show you something trying to get out of its own way." - Raphael Sidelman Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Hold on Bro!
‘Nuff said. This unique take on the classic painting by Michelangelo immediately came to me as I recently set eyes on the original. Clearly my mind has a mind of its own, but the fact that this concept instantly struck me as an obvious update to the original highlights how far we’ve fallen. Of course, those of you who are in the know recognize that my failure to incorporate homosexuality, pedophilia, wealth redistribution, and God and Adam represented by a strong female presence through people of color, into my update is also proof of how far I’ve personally fallen. Come to think of it, why hasn’t the original artwork been removed or painted over yet? Members of the Union of Truth work to hone their level of self-awareness so that spotting and avoiding diversions and officially sanctioned absurdity (forgive the redundancy) becomes a self-perpetuating habit. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Rheely High - Grizzlies
"A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole." - Frank Zappa" Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Sixty-Nine Brand Hot Sauce
This great product cums in two styles: "hot bagel scent", for you women who can't get enough of the old fuzzy beanbag; and "bit o' toilet paper", so guys can have the realistic experience of picking tiny pieces out of their mouth! Homosexuals and those of the gender fluid persuasion are encouraged to order too! PLUS, we ship in plain packaging to all areas of the Bible belt! Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Lifeboat
"I tell them I'll be right back and they pick him clean. Real funny guys!" Think of it as a tool to help remind others of the fact that many seafaring birds have a great sense of humor. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Will wash for sex
Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and sacrifice even the most heartfelt convictions. I'm not saying I would do it, but I figured that I'd offer up this highly effective piece of self-promotion to those among us who just don't know where to draw the line. And like G.K. Chesterton said, 'Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.' Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Shrinking the universe one mind at a time
"Many people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so." - Bertrand Russell Talk about not thinking outside the box! (OK, you got me; I did put the box around the statement on the shirt as a subtle reminder of that overused yet rarely acted upon saying. And, ironically enough, I actually thought I was thinking outside the box when I did it!) So, let's consider what and how we are actually "teaching" not only our young, but each other. The word indoctrinate is quite often used to point out how the other group whose ideas are in opposition to one's own, are cloaking their motives as "proper" education. Yet, in actuality, a certain amount of indoctrination is required in order to establish and maintain societal norms. The issue to be raised by the competing factions is not if the other is indoctrinating its adherents, since they all are, but to what end their methods of indoctrination are working. Yes, all disparate ideas create competing factions; that is how they quite often come to pervade our consciousness and mobilize the details of their agenda. Indoctrination is not an inherently negative process. The criterion we must adhere to for the sake of not only accuracy, but freedom, is whether or not the indoctrinators have included as a fundamental aspect of their doctrine, the tools, and an in depth training as to their proper use, by which the indoctrinated will be able, and encouraged, to question the doctrine. All doctrine. That is the only peaceful way of propagating what are actually the most accurate ideas. Our history is the use of physical domination by those whose ideas would otherwise be extinct were they to be freely considered for adoption by people who were taught to be qualified judges of its merit (adoption is implementation). Don't be fooled, physical domination is not limited to fists, guns, and the other assorted weapons and tactics that are conventionally associated with warfare. Physical domination is occurring in myriad, not at all subtle, ways. Every product on display in supermarkets and department stores has been placed where they are by design. The products that catch, or should I say dominate, your attention have had their location secured for them because their manufacturers had the means to ensure such placement. Studies are constantly being done to perfect the craft. I dare you to come up with a great idea, and then bring it to the level of national exposure while maintaining full control of it. The companies who currently dominate the fields related to your idea are the ones' who have crafted, and are constantly re-crafting, all manner of regulation regarding the coming to fruition of all ideas in such fields (this includes all fields, from sneakers to politics). But don't despair, this is the history of the world. All that has changed are the names of the players and the techniques employed. Through proper education we are able to see through the subterfuge of sound bytes, nifty slogans, high tech imagery, star powered promotion, and even threats of eternal damnation. As a general rule, the tools which the powers that be have enabled you to utilize with the greatest of ease, to seemingly serve you, are in actuality tools for their methods of maintaining and increasing their level of control. They'll help you use those tools to the point that they have trapped you with them, so that you become the perfect tool for their purpose. Once your routine or way of life depends upon those tools, the tool becomes your purpose; and you are now functioning perfectly as a tool for their purpose. Credit cards anyone? When the populace is not properly educated, the few can impose their will upon the many. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Contest the will
I can't remember what it was that I was thinking about that led me to think about this one; but that shouldn't stop you from taking some time to think about it! Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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One flavor, take it or leave it
But don't be fooled, this is one super tasty t-shirt! And while we're on the subject of taste, what exactly is it that makes premium brand snacks taste so much better than store brands? Is it really the ingredients, or is it the result of a much more ingenious plot to control our taste buds - the premium shelf space that they purchase from the store to entice our simplistic minds with their premium packaging! (Did you happen to notice that they're putting the snack products with packaging aimed at children on the lower shelves, at their eye level? *Hint: you might want to give your child a hand-held video device to play with while shopping, so he/she/it - I'm not privy to their sexual orientation - can avoid such nefarious plots to trap them in a consumeristic mold!) In Double Blind University taste tests, our scrumptious threads were found to be consistently preferred - 68 to 1 above the competition (and I later discovered that the dissenting party voted as such merely because the shirt failed to offer a "Trigger Warning" to its unsuspecting victims). We freshly bake all of our t-shirts with love, unlike the other guys who fry theirs on automated assembly lines and then freeze them for shipping! Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Lockdownapalooza Blue
Buckle up. This concert of contradiction won’t be over until the fat lady sings (no, you’re not the only one who just had an image of Brian Stelter pop into their head); which is to say that the officially sanctioned “experts” and their partners in the hack leftist media are going to keep the show rolling until they’ve done all they possibly can to damage Trump and repair the tarnished images of O'mama and the CCP Wuhan Clan. Members of the Union of Truth realize that much of what they see and hear is not broadcast with the intent of providing unbiased fact. Thus, they put forth the minor effort to check out what source information "bombshell news reports" are really based on. Special thanks to Freepik.com! This t-shirt has been designed using resources from their vast collection of vector artwork. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Go Fishing Bear
You must forgive that silly bear. He’s ignorant through no fault of his own. How can he be expected to know that by way of working, humans are able to easily exchange slips of paper and/or electronic credits* for the full-strength pharmaceutical drugs, plastics, and agricultural and industrial chemicals that he is only able to ingest in diluted amounts, by way of catching and eating that fish? (*Note that I’m referring only to those slips of paper and/or electronic credits that their "public servants" allow them to keep, after having diluted the currency’s market value through taxation and inflation) Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Facts and Logic
Why bog yourself down with thoughts such as: “How does all of the food at supermarkets and restaurants get grown, processed, and delivered?”; “How do buildings and bridges and airplanes get designed and built so that they don’t just fall apart?”; “What would happen if all of these electronic devices stopped working?”; “What’s the connection between personal responsibility and general well-being?”; "What is this "Natural Law" that I keep hearing un-woke deplorables mention? "Why didn't the people who were shouting 'believe all women' during the Kavanaugh debacle apply their righteous battle cry to the allegations against Biden"? “Can I actually trust the people who I’m getting news and information from?”; etc.. Now make no mistake; the official Frisky Fabric stance is that honest, constitution-abiding politicians are a rarity, regardless of party affiliation. It’s just that the Democrats are outright unabashedly trying to destroy what little still remains of our Constitutional Republic – now that they’ve succeeded in destroying the requirement of logical discourse. We'll be sure to make some disparaging, that is to say honest, designs about the Republican party soon. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Half-Truths
Lack of candor is a hallmark of those who can only envision the half-baked fantasy that arrives well before truth shows up to ask “And then what?” (E.g., “If you're not a high-level government operative or part of the media's protected class, and you get busted trying to pull a scam, then what?”). Members of the Union of Truth know that honesty is the best policy. They safeguard their reputations by constantly acting in accordance with the advice of the Blue Fairy from Pinocchio: Always Let Your Conscience Be Your Guide! Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Calmly Resist - the infringement of your God given rights
Calmly Resist: to counteract or defeat without agitation or strong emotion. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Self-Hatred Brand Hot Sauce
Calling Dr. Freud! Slow brewed and extra thick, like your self-loathing. As a free bonus with each bottle, we also include a “Happy Fisherman” brand cocktail sauce label - for you pricks that hate others almost as much as you hate yourself… Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Let's go
What else would we do when we got there? Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Jury Nullification - the vote that counts!
Jury Nullification: A jury's knowing and deliberate rejection of the evidence, or refusal to apply applicable statute (man-made law) because the result dictated by such statute would be contrary to the jury's sense of justice, morality, or fairness. If you think a statute is unjust, why help criminals in government to enforce it? If it's not enforced in court, the unjust statute has, in effect, been nullified by the People. John Jay, the first ever Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, "The jury has the right to judge both the law as well as the fact in controversy." Thomas Jefferson in a letter to Thomas Paine (1789), "I consider trial by jury as the only anchor ever yet imagined by man by which a government can be held to the principles of its Constitution." Supreme Court Justice Byron White (Duncan v. Louisiana, 1968), "A right to jury trial is granted to defendants in order to prevent oppression by the government." Supreme Court Justice Byron White (Taylor v. Louisiana 1975), "The purpose of a jury is to guard against the exercise of arbitrary power. To make available the common sense judgement of the community as a hedge against the overzealous or mistaken prosecutor and in preference to professional or perhaps over-conditioned or biased response of a judge." Watch this fascinating and highly educational video to learn about the history and legitimacy of Jury Nullification: https://www.bitchute.com/video/jhw3JUmiyA78/ Go to www.Fija.org to learn more and to take their "Jury Knowledge Quiz". Of course, this is a VERY serious matter that needs much thoughtful consideration before taking action. Such acts can easily cause big problems if misapplied. For instance, people who have committed actual acts of physical violence which were not taken in self-defense are a real threat to the public at large (i.e., you and your friends and family). So are people who drive drunk or while high on drugs. The same goes for people who steal or vandalize, and as a result cause prices to rise and/or cause people to lose their jobs because of store closures (FYI, customers actually pay the cost of insurance. It gets added into the price of goods and services - like all other costs do). Etc. You get the idea. As always, it's in everyone's best interest for everyone to consider the extended effects of their actions. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com - they print and ship our products.
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Adult
Sadly, things have gotten so bad that such conceptual guidance is desperately needed.
You might want to send a few to whacked out family members and former friends who never got the memo.
The worst case scenario is that they'll beclown themselves, and those whom they claim allegiance with, by posting a video of them burning the shirt in an "act of defiance" against the shirt's message...
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It's all good
Ah, the wonders that occur when science is properly applied... No, really. I know you're waiting for me to talk about how crazy it is for the FDA to approve medicines for allergies whose side effects include kidney failure, internal bleeding, and cardiac arrest, but I won't. Nor will I comment on any of the other stupidity that results from the misuse of such potentially harmful products. Caveat Emptor baby! The only side effects related to our pharmaceutical grade threads are what you'd expect: the adulation of your peers, higher social standing, feelings of euphoria, and the uncanny ability to purchase winning instant lottery tickets! Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Empty glass
Put your happy spin this one, you meddlesome prick! Think of it as a wearable reminder of the fact that no matter what kind of hand you've been dealt, the lack of a tasty beverage when you're parched will make the situation worse. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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From Each, To Each
We’ll tell you what you can and can’t own, and what you owe to whom! FOUR LEGS GOOD, TWO LEGS BAD! Except when... Sadly, our hammer and sickle logo does accurately exemplify the ethos of the Democratic Party establishment. Bernie had simply assumed the role of unwitting canary in the coalmine regarding how quickly the entire machine can successfully campaign on what their long-term agenda actually is. Now make no mistake; the official Frisky Fabric stance is that honest, constitution-abiding politicians are a rarity, regardless of party affiliation. It’s just that the Democrats are outright unabashedly trying to destroy what little still remains of our Constitutional Republic – now that they’ve succeeded in destroying the requirement of logical discourse. We'll be sure to make some disparaging, that is to say honest, designs about the Republican party soon. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Former Vegetarian
What's my opinion of political correctness? I'm glad you asked. Here's my take on those proselytizers of their own twisted morality, who seek the elimination of everyone else’s freedom: A steamy pile of dog shit provides infinitely greater appeal. Though they’re both un-palatable, the dog shit doesn’t try to spread its stench and disease causing poison. Now that that’s out of the way, let’s all admit that this is one funny t-shirt! Remember, each open mindedly cool t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Rheely High - Cobras
"If you want to understand a society, take a good look at the drugs it uses. And what can this tell you about American culture? Well, look at the drugs we use. Except for pharmaceutical poison, there are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in." - Bill Hicks Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Politicians Promise - Brand Hot Sauce
“I know that my government is filled with lying criminals who essentially take orders from their corporate sponsors. But I can’t do anything about it.” Translation: “I don’t find myself being too inconvenienced by such activity. And how much worse can things really get?” Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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If you don't love me
Let this self actualized Pig be a lesson to us all - don't allow yourself to get "penned in" by the judgment of others! Wear this self-esteem inducing t-shirt to proudly express your hard earned independence! And, since eternal vigilance is the price of liberty: Did you notice how our pink protagonist deftly avoided being booked on "Hate Speech" charges by using the word "Kosher" instead of "Halal"? Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Pouting
But it does lead those of us with a certain level of life-experience and self-respect to suspect that you’re a sniveling bitch with a low level of trustability. Members of the Union of Truth believe everyone should treat each other with kindness and a reasonable amount of tolerance, but that genuine respect must be earned. And since genuine self-respect must be earned, inquiring minds want to know: For what valid reason are those in power doing everything they can to delegitimize the thoughts and actions that enable one to genuinely earn their own respect? Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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I'll Fix it (pale skin female)
I can’t possibly be the only male who feels like she’s talking directly to me… Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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I'll Fix it (dark skin female)
I can’t possibly be the only male who feels like she’s talking directly to me… Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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I'll fix it (pale skin male)
Not surprisingly, the mainstream media has been highly critical of this design. The following quotes are just a few of their many instructive comments:
- "This is beyond the scope of a mere microaggression - an apparently straight, white male who's going to fix the problem! Seriously?"
- "Highly irresponsible to say the least. Where's the picture of a concerned member of Congress who's ready to take real action by raising the debt ceiling again, or by creating a blue ribbon panel to study the problem and provide expert advice on how to fix it?"
- "Management dropped the ball on this one - BIG TIME. What meaningful problem can a blue collar worker actually fix?
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I'll fix it (dark skin male)
Not surprisingly, the mainstream media has been highly critical of this design. The following quotes are just a few of their many instructive comments:
- "This is beyond the scope of a mere microaggression! Seriously, where does the privileged white guy who designed this shirt get off thinking that he has any understanding of the problems that dark skinned males face?
- "Highly irresponsible to say the least. Where's the picture of a concerned member of Congress who's ready to take real action by raising the debt ceiling again, or by creating a blue ribbon panel to study the problem and provide expert advice on how to fix it?"
- "Management dropped the ball on this one - BIG TIME. What meaningful problem can a blue collar worker actually fix?
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Save a Tree
Do you appreciate being able to fill your lungs with some semblance of fresh air?
Well then, it's time for you to take one for the team. Those sharp edges won't bother you much after you've built up a callus!
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Satisfaction
Dogs are great, but come on. Not only mustn't I walk it, it picks up after me! And who hasn't received its unconditional love as they hugged it, so as to not fall into outer space, while simultaneously puking on it in a drunken melee? Through it all, did your porcelain pal ever once whine or try to get away? When is the last time it took a shit on the couch? Or chewed up something that you wanted to be able to ruin on your own terms? I rest my case. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Get er done - Brand Hot Sauce
Then again, if your idea of productivity is soiling the sheets with battery acid-like rectal juice, heck, you'll be the employee of the week! Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Prescription drug abuser and Patriot
It’s not your fault, heck; doctors practically push the darn things on us. Plus, if you think about it, fault implies some type of responsibility. No thanks! Remember, you’ll be fine just as long as you keep getting jabbed and don’t get too whacked out to stay upright for the national anthem... Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Double mocha latte please!
Yes, that is exactly what you look like in the morning; except that you usually have some dried snot in your left nostril too (would you rather I didn’t tell you?). Oh, and did I mention dog breath? But get some caffeine flowing through those clogging arteries and even these luscious t-shirts and other high-end designer threads have a tough time doing justice to such an aesthetically pleasing being as yourself! Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Biological Facts
Trigger Warning: changing the name of something does not change what it intrinsically is. Two real-world examples of this include: not being able to pay your taxes with a dirty napkin that you've decided to refer to as $10,000 worth of gold; and not surviving a play date with a congregation of Alligators that you've renamed "Cuddle Bunnies". But what does the Boston Children's Hospital say when asked "If girls get periods, what do guys get?". Hmmm... it appears as though they have a definite, limited idea of what a "uterus" is. Perhaps everyone who's offended by such logic will now refer to surgery as "layer cake" and their nearest bakery as a "hospital", so that they can head over there if they're in need of an operation. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Bull pierce
It's all fun and games until someone loses their liver! Think of it as a tool to help remind others of the fact that bulls should not be fucked with. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Aqua
Now, at the risk of being attacked on numerous fronts by numerous interests, I've got to ask: In a country where Billions of tax dollars are regularly used to subsidize the profits of many companies, what exactly are the logical reasons why actual clean water isn't readily available from every public-water-supplied modern plumbing system and water fountain? What explanation might the "Law of Parsimony" suggest? (If you click on the first link, be sure to note that the listed amounts of subsidies for the first 36 companies shown are each in the Billions of dollars.) Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Disinformation
I was just testing you. You failed. The message in this design is actually a non-starter. It should be ignored for the following reasons: 1- The bike does not appear to have been properly registered with the authorities. I see no license plate. This is obviously a very serious crime; do you see any sanctuary cities for undocumented motor vehicles? 2- The operator of the motorbike is almost certainly carrying cash that’s subject to Civil Asset Forfeiture, since they can’t present evidence that the “money” was not illicitly obtained through the selling of drugs. 3- The operator of the motorbike has caused injury to the legal fiction which claims to be the legitimate governing body of the area he is traveling through. A hidden, unmanned electronic speed trap has documented his “non-criminal civil transgression of their Motor Vehicle code”. 4- The operator of the motorbike is not wearing Wuhan Flu protective facial gear. Obviously those four are just the tip of the iceberg, but hopefully now you’ll be able to quickly spot the scofflaws who are the real threats to your freedom. And it’ll be even easier if you remember the new tagline of the Washington Post: “Diphyllobothrium dine in darkness”. Actually, that might not be an exact match to their new tagline. The statement is certainly factual, and it does sum up the status quo of our governmental dis-function, but you’d better check it out for yourself.
Members of the Union of Truth do their best to promote documented facts which disprove the dangerous lies that are routinely presented in the media and approved by their INGSOC appointed "fact checkers".
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The News Cycle
"The liberty of the press is not confined to newspapers and periodicals. It necessarily embraces pamphlets and leaflets. The press in its historic connotation comprehends every sort of publication which affords a vehicle of information and opinion." - Charles Evans Hughes, Chief Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court, writing for the majority. [Lovell v. City of Griffin, 1938] Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Calmly Resisting - the lies, the hypocrisy, and the desire to water the Tree of Liberty
Calmly Resist: to counteract or defeat without agitation or strong emotion. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Wake me
Funny, most people who have this realization simply drug themselves into a deeper sleep - the varieties are almost limitless these days. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Losing Hurts - Quitting Kills
But why exactly is it that losing hurts? Here’s why: it is the experience of a loss of our ability to continue functioning in a manner that’s based upon false expectations and desire. It cuts off the flow of gratification-inducing drugs to our bloodstream. Why else would losing something that our ongoing existence and well-being did not actually depend upon hurt so much? Yes, it takes an ongoing conscious effort to not be the monkey whose hand is stuck inside of a hole simply because it refuses to let go of the food that it cannot actually gain a desired level of control over. And, of no less importance, why does quitting kill? Here’s why: it is the act of introducing a false, and poisonous, all-pervasive concept/substance into our system of belief. Quitting prevents one from becoming aware of those possibilities and means of worthy accomplishment which can only be discovered and cultivated through ongoing systematic efforts. It stunts our growth. I maintain that repeated failures by those who were determined to achieve a certain objective have led to a greater number of satisfied participants, and benefit to the world, than all of the instant success the world has ever known. Re-evaluate. Re-calibrate. Reboot. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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If I hit a wall
Let’s be clear, I used the word “wall” for illustrative purposes. By wall I mean limit. Contrary to popular opinion, the vast majority of your limitations are self-imposed. If you’re not willing to put forth sustained, focused effort and delay gratification, your achievements will be limited to the tiny area of your existing comfort zone. And you will blame others when fault lies with you. If you are willing to put forth sustained, focused effort and delay gratification while conducting a thorough, honest investigation of your belief system and the habits it has spawned, you will come to assume personal responsibility for yourself and the limits of your achievements. Assuming personal responsibility for yourself will enable you to see, in great detail, why the saying “Where there’s a will there’s a way” is correct. Incidentally, the size and scope of your comfort zone will vastly increase. You will come to see that while the Laws of Nature are immutable, there are many ways in which we can interact with them in order to affect particular outcomes. Mankind does not create. We cultivate. Those among us who have caused paradigm shifts and “achieved the impossible” simply employed the proper techniques of cultivation relative to their field of endeavor. The same exact laws that governed their achievements govern yours. Your essential being supplies you with the inherent ability to accomplish much more than you might imagine. By taking personal responsibility you can discover your essential being. This can lead you to the discovery of your purpose. By discovering your purpose and remaining true to it, the means to achieve it will become apparent to you. But such means do not magically appear; they are inherent, always there, lying in wait for your perspective to align with your purpose. If this message resonates with you, you might consider clicking on “The Books” in the navigation bar above. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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That!
Finally had enough? Wear this elegant design to prove that you're not just filing a complaint! Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Mediocrity
"Of medium and unimpressive quality." The American Heritage Dictionary Please, be absolutely honest with yourself and endeavor to methodically answer the following question: What, if anything, might prevent the words "of medium and unimpressive quality" from being utilized in an accurate, objective, outside critique of you? Understand that, for those who will not allow such a characterization to apply to them, this assessment is an opportunity for growth and improvement. Understand that regardless of the rate at which we progress, those of us who continually strive to grow and improve cannot be accurately and objectively judged as mediocre. "Enthusiasm. Perseverance. One burns bright, the other long. Success is their uniform mixture." - Raphael Sidelman Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Calmly Resist - when compliance only rhymes with science
Calmly Resist: to counteract or defeat without agitation or strong emotion. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Calmly Resist - undue influence from the uninformed and the misinformed.
Calmly Resist: to counteract or defeat without agitation or strong emotion. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Calmly Resist - false diagnosis, media hypnosis and mass psychosis
Calmly Resist: to counteract or defeat without agitation or strong emotion. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Calmly Resist - blatant hypocrisy and attempts to gaslight
Calmly Resist: to counteract or defeat without agitation or strong emotion. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Rheely High - Blue Jays
"People use drugs, legal and illegal, because their lives are intolerably painful or dull. They hate their work and find no rest in their leisure. They are estranged from their families and their neighbors. It should tell us something that in healthy societies drug use is celebrative, convivial, and occasional, whereas among us it is lonely, shameful, and addictive. We need drugs, apparently, because we have lost each other." - Wendell Berry Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Releasing
If you're telling me that the fish is too small, I think I have a legitimate right to know why no one is throwing back those baby carrots or the mini cabbages they conveniently call "Brussels sprouts"! Remember, each laughter spawning t-shirt we sell is a custom printed t-shirt made to order just for you. Has anybody heard anything about the fish living near Chernobyl and Fukushima? I bet they've got some stuff growing 'round them parts that look like, well, other stuff that lives underwater... I mean, can shit really get much crazier looking than what was already out there? Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Pray for death - Brand Hot Sauce
Here's a review of this product - sent to us and signed by some pussy: The wicked flames of hell will feel like an air-conditioned breeze to what tender flesh there is left of your scorched rectum. Signed, Lucifer - Prince of darkness. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Lockdownapalooza Shield
On your knees, bitches! (Ever notice that it’s tough to dance while you’re on your knees?) And speaking of the Panopticon, I mean “Contact Tracing”, are you as curious as we are to find out how many of the party-goers who were packed into the mosh pit at O’Hare Airport in March, 2020 actually got sick with the Wuhan flu? Surely such data exists, since all of their personal information, and the ability to cross reference it with hospital records nationwide, is readily available to the CDC. Make no mistake, some type of bug is getting many people sick (it appears as though yours truly personally got sick from it twice. Just as I thought I was better, it got me again. I’m talking bed-ridden for weeks, and I’m still not 100% recovered as of May 19th, 2021. "Long-hauler" syndrome is a real thing). But the question remains: are the “powers that be” doing everything possible to find what Thomas Sowell and Richard Epstein might define as the correct balance between Effective Safety Measures, Personal Liberty, and Economic Function? Members of the Union of Truth appreciate the difference between wise counsel from the above-mentioned mental giants and drivel from the charlatans who are routinely presented as experts on the evening news and other forms of infotainment. Special thanks to Freepik.com! This t-shirt has been designed using resources from their vast collection of vector artwork. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Roughing it
I don't get it either! What is there to not like about having rocks and twigs stabbing you in the ass and back while you get bitten up by the mosquitoes that followed you back into your lush digs after you got dressed, grabbed a flashlight, and then hiked around in a failed attempt to find a comfy place to squat down and shit? Remember, each Adirondack trail-worthy t-shirt we sell is a custom printed t-shirt made to order just for you! *BTW, if anyone wishes to send us a vintage-art-looking image of a male person of color that we can add to his own "Roughing it" t-shirt, we'll send you a couple of free t-shirts and we'll start selling the new design ASAP! (Plenty of time was spent searching for such an image; but, sadly, none could be found) Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Roughing it - female
I don't get it either! What is there to not like about having rocks and twigs stabbing you in the ass and back while you get bitten up by the mosquitoes that followed you back into your lush digs after you got dressed, grabbed a flashlight, and then hiked around in a failed attempt to find a comfy place to squat down and shit? Remember, each Adirondack trail-worthy t-shirt we sell is a custom printed t-shirt made to order just for you! *BTW, if anyone wishes to send us a vintage-art-looking image of a female person of color that we can add to her own "Roughing it" t-shirt, we'll send you a couple of free t-shirts and we'll start selling the new design ASAP! (Plenty of time was spent searching for such an image; but, sadly, none could be found) Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Former child TV star
This one they might believe, since many child stars grow up to be unattractive losers. Which is not to say that those has-beens don't still score more residual, groupie ass and free stuff than your never-been self does. Hence the functionality of this magnet-like t-shirt! Remember, each rerun worthy t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Crackaholic
Why do drunks get all of the respect? Is it because they're addicted to a legal drug whose makers have worked tirelessly to make its presence requisite at all mainstream social functions? Could it be the non-stop running of commercials on TV glorifying anything that can be construed to have any relation to alcohol? Or could it be that crack smokers, without such a well-heeled constituency, are often forced, because of their disease, to do things for five bucks that even a Super PAC-funded politician might consider out of bounds? Whatever the reason, let's make the stigma of being a "Crackhead" a thing of the past. In America we know that perception is everything and that proper perception starts with the right name, so do your part by wearing this socially conscious t-shirt! Before you know it, the election and re-election of crack smoking mayors will no longer be isolated to our nation's capital... Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Calmly Resist - illegitimate claims of authority
Calmly Resist: to counteract or defeat without agitation or strong emotion. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Expert
A lot of people talk smack, but this heady t-shirt boldly backs up your claim! If anyone questions your accreditation, just tell them that the shirt speaks for itself. It’s a proven strategy based upon the game plan successfully being implemented by the current crop of criminals in government and the media - so why not put it to work for yourself?! Doughnuts are tasty! But then again, so are our deliciously satisfying t-shirts… and they have less fat in them than doughnuts (until you put them on). Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Former Conspiracy Theorist
It's amazing what a little shock therapy can do to an inordinately insightful mind. But nightmares be damned - wearing this t-shirt is like waving a white flag at all of those conspiring, electrode administering thieves. As long as you have it on they'll never suspect that you're still hip to their global web of deceitful control! Don't think for one second that you're the only one who sees through the subterfuge of all those multi-topping pizza deals and the "rent a car" commercials that run incessantly during games that are played with a ball or puck. And how could they think we wouldn't notice that they're mostly on during the time outs? Those Machiavellian masters of misdirection can't manipulate our minds with their machinations! Remember, each suspiciously funny t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Former athlete
Truth be told, this gem was inspired by the many greats who have shamelessly let themselves go to the crapper. I won't name names... Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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What are the odds?
What are they? But more importantly, how is it that a Cow, whose educational resume pales beside my own, could arrive at such an interestingly abstract thought before me? Remember, each Prime t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com - they print and ship our products.
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Whatever you say dear fishing (dark skin)
Don't even try to act like you aren't dying for one of these! Put aside your fears and facade of morality - do you know how many of these I've sold to religious leaders whose faith allows them to get laid? Word to the mother; wearing this t-shirt will actually help you get ass! You won't believe how those manipulators of your manhood will practically throw their delicate delta of deceit at you when they truly believe that you don't want it! Ask any guy who's gotten more than a little action in his day. I know it's almost an oxymoron, but if you could find an honest woman she'd admit that I speak the truth. The truth, my friends, is a unisex garment... and I just happen to be its personal clothier! Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Whatever you say dear fishing (pale skin)
Don't even try to act like you aren't dying for one of these! Put aside your fears and facade of morality - do you know how many of these I've sold to religious leaders whose faith allows them to get laid? Word to the mother; wearing this t-shirt will actually help you get ass! You won't believe how those manipulators of your manhood will practically throw their delicate delta of deceit at you when they truly believe that you don't want it! Ask any guy who's gotten more than a little action in his day. I know it's almost an oxymoron, but if you could find an honest woman she'd admit that I speak the truth. The truth, my friends, is a unisex garment... and I just happen to be its personal clothier! Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Whatever you say dear (dark skin)
Ladies (and those of you who identify as such), as you can see, your right to wear this gem of a phrase on a stylish t-shirt has been respectfully acknowledged and artistically upheld! I'll be the first to admit that there are plenty of pussies with a penis out there who are so far up your ass that your stomach hurts. Maybe those aren't menstrual cramps! (Did anyone else notice something telling within the first three letters of the word "menstrual"?) The truth, my friends, is a unisex garment... and I just happen to be its personal clothier! Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com - they print and ship our products.
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Whatever you say dear (pale skin)
Ladies (and those of you who identify as such), as you can see, your right to wear this gem of a phrase on a stylish t-shirt has been respectfully acknowledged and artistically upheld! I'll be the first to admit that there are plenty of pussies with a penis out there who are so far up your ass that your stomach hurts. Maybe those aren't menstrual cramps! (Did anyone else notice something telling within the first three letters of the word "menstrual"?) The truth, my friends, is a unisex garment... and I just happen to be its personal clothier! Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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When reality keeps getting in the way
"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon... No matter how good you are, the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway." - Author currently unknown to our editorial board. Talk about not thinking outside the box! (OK, you got me; I did put the box around the statement on the shirt as a subtle reminder of that overused yet rarely acted upon saying. And, ironically enough, I actually thought I was thinking outside the box when I did it!) So, let's consider what and how we are actually "teaching" not only our young, but each other. The word indoctrinate is quite often used to point out how the other group whose ideas are in opposition to one's own, are cloaking their motives as "proper" education. Yet, in actuality, a certain amount of indoctrination is required in order to establish and maintain societal norms. The issue to be raised by the competing factions is not if the other is indoctrinating its adherents, since they all are, but to what end their methods of indoctrination are working. Yes, all disparate ideas create competing factions; that is how they quite often come to pervade our consciousness and mobilize the details of their agenda. Indoctrination is not an inherently negative process. The criterion we must adhere to for the sake of not only accuracy, but freedom, is whether or not the indoctrinators have included as a fundamental aspect of their doctrine, the tools, and an in depth training as to their proper use, by which the indoctrinated will be able, and encouraged, to question the doctrine. All doctrine. That is the only peaceful way of propagating what are actually the most accurate ideas. Our history is the use of physical domination by those whose ideas would otherwise be extinct were they to be freely considered for adoption by people who were taught to be qualified judges of its merit (adoption is implementation). Don't be fooled, physical domination is not limited to fists, guns, and the other assorted weapons and tactics that are conventionally associated with warfare. Physical domination is occurring in myriad, not at all subtle, ways. Every product on display in supermarkets and department stores has been placed where they are by design. The products that catch, or should I say dominate, your attention have had their location secured for them because their manufacturers had the means to ensure such placement. Studies are constantly being done to perfect the craft. I dare you to come up with a great idea, and then bring it to the level of national exposure while maintaining full control of it. The companies who currently dominate the fields related to your idea are the ones' who have crafted, and are constantly re-crafting, all manner of regulation regarding the coming to fruition of all ideas in such fields (this includes all fields, from sneakers to politics). But don't despair, this is the history of the world. All that has changed are the names of the players and the techniques employed. Through proper education we are able to see through the subterfuge of sound bytes, nifty slogans, high tech imagery, star powered promotion, and even threats of eternal damnation. As a general rule, the tools which the powers that be have enabled you to utilize with the greatest of ease, to seemingly serve you, are in actuality tools for their methods of maintaining and increasing their level of control. They'll help you use those tools to the point that they have trapped you with them, so that you become the perfect tool for their purpose. Once your routine or way of life depends upon those tools, the tool becomes your purpose; and you are now functioning perfectly as a tool for their purpose. Credit cards anyone? When the populace is not properly educated, the few can impose their will upon the many. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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When the numbers just don't add up
"To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead." -Thomas Paine Talk about not thinking outside the box! (What percentage of the people who read this shirt while it's being worn will wonder if I put the box there as a subtle reminder to think outside the box? And what percentage of those who do so will wonder if I thought I was thinking outside the box when I did it?) So, let's consider what and how we are actually "teaching" not only our young, but each other. The word indoctrinate is quite often used to point out how the other group whose ideas are in opposition to one's own, are cloaking their motives as "proper" education. Yet, in actuality, a certain amount of indoctrination is required in order to establish and maintain societal norms. The issue to be raised by the competing factions is not if the other is indoctrinating its adherents, since they all are, but to what end their methods of indoctrination are working. Yes, all disparate ideas create competing factions; that is how they quite often come to pervade our consciousness and mobilize the details of their agenda. Indoctrination is not an inherently negative process. The criterion we must adhere to for the sake of not only accuracy, but freedom, is whether or not the indoctrinators have included as a fundamental aspect of their doctrine, the tools, and an in depth training as to their proper use, by which the indoctrinated will be able, and encouraged, to question the doctrine. All doctrine. That is the only peaceful way of propagating what are actually the most accurate ideas. Our history is the use of physical domination by those whose ideas would otherwise be extinct were they to be freely considered for adoption by people who were taught to be qualified judges of its merit (adoption is implementation). Don't be fooled, physical domination is not limited to fists, guns, and the other assorted weapons and tactics that are conventionally associated with warfare. Physical domination is occurring in myriad, not at all subtle, ways. Every product on display in supermarkets and department stores has been placed where they are by design. The products that catch, or should I say dominate, your attention have had their location secured for them because their manufacturers had the means to ensure such placement. Studies are constantly being done to perfect the craft. I dare you to come up with a great idea, and then bring it to the level of national exposure while maintaining full control of it. The companies who currently dominate the fields related to your idea are the ones' who have crafted, and are constantly re-crafting, all manner of regulation regarding the coming to fruition of all ideas in such fields (this includes all fields, from sneakers to politics). But don't despair, this is the history of the world. All that has changed are the names of the players and the techniques employed. Through proper education we are able to see through the subterfuge of sound bytes, nifty slogans, high tech imagery, star powered promotion, and even threats of eternal damnation. As a general rule, the tools which the powers that be have enabled you to utilize with the greatest of ease, to seemingly serve you, are in actuality tools for their methods of maintaining and increasing their level of control. They'll help you use those tools to the point that they have trapped you with them, so that you become the perfect tool for their purpose. Once your routine or way of life depends upon those tools, the tool becomes your purpose; and you are now functioning perfectly as a tool for their purpose. Credit cards anyone? When the populace is not properly educated, the few can impose their will upon the many. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Set Yourself Free - Think
For the purpose of clarification, please allow me to share an idea that blossomed in my mind many years ago: “Think. Or be a prisoner of those who have and of those who will do it for you.” Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Content, not lazy
Responsibility is often an unrecognized gift. If you think about it you'll see what I mean. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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The Chaz!
This really is the best they can do. Steal some property and set up a discriminatory, donation-dependent replica of past inane attempts to improve upon a system of governance that wasn’t properly catering to their ignorant, entitled asses. Newsflash: You people are a disgrace to the works and sacrifice of those men and women who helped build modern western society. Your ignorant, brainwashed asses are too stupid to realize that you’re the living embodiment of “useful idiots” who are being used by powers that will instantly dispose of you if they ever achieve their ends. You are also too stupid to realize that the only reason you have not already been crushed like gnats for your unlawful, armed insurrection is that your pathetic actions serve more as a comic relief than a threat. If it were up to me, there would be leaflets dropped onto the area informing everyone that they have one hour to evacuate or be charged, to the fullest extent of the law, for sedition and insurrection. And that, once convicted, all such convicts would be subject to a daily routine of publicly beneficial hard labor until they were old and gray. Furthermore, everyone leaving the area will be held liable for any damage or loss that’s claimed by the actual residents and business owners of the area. The leaflets would also state, in no uncertain terms, that any similar actions which might take place anywhere in the U.S. in the future will immediately result in the above mentioned punishment for everyone involved, including anyone who funds such action. Now, mind you, I’m the first person to say that the government is utterly corrupt. But you entitled dipshits who’ve been indoctrinated with an absurd, covetous, hate-filled ideology are not doing anything to bring about the change that’s desperately needed. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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The Chop!
I swear that if I had the money I’d: purchase a big plot of land, fence it in with razor wire, and invite all of the “revolutionaries” to come live there. Then I’d get incredibly wealthy by simply filming and broadcasting their constant mishaps, debauchery, and race/gender-based infighting. It’d be the bizzaro world version of “Survivor”. Did I mention that I’d also construct a series of walking paths that were protected from the residents, so that I could charge visitors a few bucks to laugh at them in person? I’d name both the show and the place “CHAZ!”, but then I’d rename them “CHOP!” - the acronym for Conceptually Handicapped Orwellian Pigpen. And don’t forget: since they all stand in solidarity with the cause, it’s a sure thing that preening celebrities, athletes, and leftist media mouthpieces would also take up residency within the CHAZCHOP. Right? Enjoy these short video clips of the left's newest hip retreat, and then book a vacation there: https://twitter.com/i/status/1271709379688087555 https://twitter.com/i/status/1271920466999963648 https://twitter.com/i/status/1272009086297497600 https://twitter.com/i/status/1272088871237369857 Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Lie. Obfuscate. Connive. Oppress. LOCO!
It’s only funny because it’s true. Not to mention that thoughts and images of Bernie, Maxine, Nancy, and the rest of their modern day Keystone Cop troupe instinctively conjure thoughts of LOCO! Plus, "LOCO JOE" has a wonderful ring to it... Let’s make this one stick – buy it, wear it, spread the word about it and make “LOCO!” synonymous with “Democrat”! #LOCO! Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Power
Indeed; Power is the ability to force your reality on other people and things. Though it need not always be done in a direct and and overt manner. Often it is not. Don’t assume that the powers that should not be aren’t fully aware of this fact (they dig these mighty authoritative t-shirts too!). Which is all the more reason each of us needs to stay informed about the nefarious acts and schemes that they often try to ensnare us with, and why we need to stick together so as to limit their abilities. Remember, each conspiracy theorist approved t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you. Wearing this powerful t-shirt is just like putting on a cloak of invincibility (except for the minor detail of stopping bullets and other potential hazards); and if you wash it after each wearing it probably won’t smell or look too dirty when you put it on! Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Central Planning
Forget the fact that it has already aided in the starvation and torture of tens of millions of people. The real problem with central planning is that it stifles the ingenuity of those who possess the revered “opposable thumb”! Click on this link and study each image in order to appreciate the awesome potential which lies within all of us, waiting for when we are forced to stand toe to toe with the Mother of Invention. (Disclaimer: we strongly suggest that you do not attempt to replicate anything being done by the people in those images!) But seriously, members of the Union of Truth know that there’s never been a time in this nation’s history when “Experts” were not responsible for the bad decisions that have led to us teetering on the edge of the socioeconomic abyss. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Censorship is not progress
Especially when it’s self-censorship that’s born out of the fear of being publicly ridiculed or legally sanctioned! Now, surely you're aware of this fact: many companies that sell maps and globes have their products produced in China. But what if we told you that the Chinese government forces them to illustrate China's illegitimate territorial claims on their products? Would you consider such policy measures to be mere CCP propaganda? If so, we respectfully disagree. We consider it a form of censorship. But before you agree or disagree with us, click on this link and listen to what Chris Chappell of China Uncensored has to say about the situation. Then seriously consider signing the petition he started that calls on Congress to block the importation of maps made in China - he provides a link to the petition below his video, at the top of the comment section. Members of the Union of Truth always stand up against attempts to limit the free flow of accurate information. (Of course, this doesn't mean that they sign every petition they're made aware of...) Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Due for a plague
Ok, I get it; if the highly argumentative state-ratifying-conventions for the Constitution, and the resulting Bill of Rights, and the movie "Network" couldn't prevent things from getting this bad, it's time for me to help rally the Citizenry to fix our sinking ship! Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com - they print and ship our products.
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Accusations are not evidence
This is going to show our age, but... We still recall a time when the words “innocent until proven guilty” were not up for debate by the general public in the United States of America (or is that the infamous "Mandela Effect" at play?). Members of the Union of Truth know that they've got to stay properly informed, in order to safeguard their Rights and to help bring sanity back to the public square! Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Calmly Resist - pavement piracy and fascistic despotism
Calmly Resist: to counteract or defeat without agitation or strong emotion. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Hypocrisy Breeds Contempt
Don't get me wrong; those holier than thou criminals don't give a shit about what you think of them. BTW, voting in a bunch Republicans to replace a bunch of Democrats won't fix the problem. They'll just focus on breaking different laws and putting a more patriotic, God-fearing spin on it... So what are we going to do about it? Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com - they print and ship our products.
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Honesty
Confirmed fact of life, number 48,970: Outside of a tiny handful of situations, a lack of transparency should be seen as a huge flashing billboard that says “SCAM IN PROGRESS!” Have you seen Sharyl Attkisson speak about "astroturfing" and the manipulation of media messages? We highly recommend it: Click Here. And speaking of scams in progress, we just noticed a whopper that’s been sitting right out in plain sight for way longer than we would have thought possible: the supposedly harmless word “human” actually has the violently oppressive word “man” hidden inside of it! Now if that’s not some real Machiavellian style-manipulation, we don’t know what is. Thankfully, members of the Union of Truth (in good standing) never act disingenuously or hide information that others should be privy to. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Get you laid
Empty calories my ass. That scrumptious cake is selflessly thinking of you! But how did it know exactly what's been on your mind? Looking great is a piece of cake in our yummy t-shirts! Let us help you reach your potential as a true representative of style and sophistication - buy something from us! Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Go Fishing
No silly, the fish isn't saying that! I put the rascal there to give you a visual, so your mind wouldn't have to work too hard at conceptualizing what the shirt is trying to convey... Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Go hunting
What can I tell you, it's not my thing; but I will admit that if they could get the upper hand on us we'd be in for the kind of civil rights battle that would have even the greatest of pacifists pulling the trigger. Those hairy beasts eat conscientious objectors for breakfast! What? Don't confuse me with the fact that Deer are herbivores! (Talk about desperately needing a safe space or a gender neutral bathroom to duck into so as to protect the feelings and beliefs that I identify with!) Remember, each "trigger warning" worthy t-shirt we sell is a custom printed t-shirt made just for you. Don't be a denier of the fact that your social climate will change for the better once you've been spotted wearing this culturally appropriating design! Buy two, in case the one you're wearing gets stolen! Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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The speed limit classic
Don't let the fact that every fiber of your being is telling you to buy this kick ass t-shirt make you do anything you might regret... You can just tell people that you see wearing it how you really thought long and hard about buying it, but ultimately decided to defer because you need to keep saving up for the cherry Cadillac Cimarron you have your eye on. Listen up: if I even suspect that you were on the fence about this one, I'm not selling you the shirt! Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Scooter
That's right, show all those roughneck scofflaws that pocket protectors aren't just for pussies! You can also brag about the fact that your ride is no "Hog" when it comes to sipping on go-go juice! Remember, each recklessly humorous t-shirt we sell is a custom printed t-shirt made to order just for you. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Rheely High - Sharks
"The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world." - Carl Sagan Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Road to Serfdom
Admittedly, this masterful design is a hat tip to F.A. Hayek’s classic work “The Road to Serfdom”. It's highly recommended that you at least click the link and read the description of the book that’s offered on the landing page. And if you're feeling adventurous, click on the link to "Road to Serfdom in Cartoons" that's offered next to the image of the book. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com - they print and ship our products.
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Woman Scorned - Brand Hot Sauce
How dangerous is it? Well, we've taken hot sauce to a whole new level with this blend. You see, rather than using the traditional method of adding juice from various strains of hot peppers to create the burning effects, we have actually replicated the chemical compounds that are sent to a woman's brain when she gets angry! The bottle isn't even made of regular glass. This stuff melted everything we tried putting it in - until we contacted the National Institute of Radioisotopes and got hooked up with the stuff that they use for spent nuclear reactor rods! Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Gator
Fuck; I should've just watched the eggs like she told me to! Think of it as a wearable reminder of the fact that, when it comes to shit like that, she's usually right. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Rational Thought
"The queen of warmongers, embodiment of corruption, and personification of the rot that has sickened the Democratic Party for so long..." Admittedly, that quote does not have any direct connection to this t-shirt design. But the fact that it remains delightfully refreshing, and dare I say liberating, no matter how many times you read it, does have an obvious logical explanation. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Stupidity
Go ahead and take all of the ill-advised action that your heart desires, as long as you aren’t trespassing on anyone else's property or causing them loss, harm, or injury. But don’t try to legislate that everyone else has to play along or help pay the bill for your Fool’s Tax when it comes due; because to a rational being that would qualify as loss, harm, or injury! Members of the Union of Truth refuse to be a part of such absurdity, and they stand up for anyone who gets ridiculed while doing the same. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Victimhood is not a virtue
Unfortunately, the "useful idiots" never got the memo. They’ve been bamboozled into believing that victimhood is a valid form of currency, and that it’s your duty to adjust your values and actions to their demands. Thankfully their idiocy is now widely recognized for what it is, but the battle will never be fully won. Eternal vigilance is required. These two short clips from Jordan Peterson and Wes Watson will help arm you for battle. (*Public Service Announcement: if you're triggered by valid concepts being expressed in an intense manner and frequently accentuated with "F-bombs", always try to have some Play-Doh handy before watching Wes Watson videos) Members of the Union of Truth refuse to shirk their responsibilities. Thus, they know and accept that it is their duty to shine light on disingenuous claims of wrongdoing that are designed to cause division and to take away our Rights. Can you say “Hate Speech Laws”? How about "Red Flag Laws"? Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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You're a Racist!
What does it say about one's guiding principles when they believe that such a statement is valid? (Of course, especially curious is the existence of "woke" residents from Crackerville who share such a belief...) History shows us that such a belief system is not merely laughable, but that it’s dangerous. Fact: at this moment there are many people with such guiding principles teaching our children in public schools and colleges. And there are also many of them working within the government and the media. Yet, if academia and the fourth estate hadn't been co-opted by the fifth column long ago, the population at large would be having honest, constructive, ongoing conversations about what's really dividing us and how we can effectively work together, without government interference, to build prosperous communities where everyone is respectful of each other's inherent Rights. The importance of such a dialogue cannot be overstated. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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The legal hallucinogen
"I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." - George Carlin
Talk about not thinking outside the box! (Did I put that box around the text as a subtle reminder of a certain overused yet rarely acted upon saying? And did I actually believe I was thinking outside the box when I did it?)
So, let's consider what and how we are actually "teaching" not only our young, but each other. The word indoctrinate is quite often used to point out how the other group whose ideas are in opposition to one's own, are cloaking their motives as "proper" education. Yet, in actuality, a certain amount of indoctrination is required in order to establish and maintain societal norms.
The issue to be raised by the competing factions is not if the other is indoctrinating its adherents, since they all are, but to what end their methods of indoctrination are working. Yes, all disparate ideas create competing factions; that is how they quite often come to pervade our consciousness and mobilize the details of their agenda.
Indoctrination is not an inherently negative process.
The criterion we must adhere to for the sake of not only accuracy, but freedom, is whether or not the indoctrinators have included as a fundamental aspect of their doctrine, the tools, and an in depth training as to their proper use, by which the indoctrinated will be able, and encouraged, to question the doctrine. All doctrine. That is the only peaceful way of propagating what are actually the most accurate ideas.
Our history is the use of physical domination by those whose ideas would otherwise be extinct were they to be freely considered for adoption by people who were taught to be qualified judges of its merit (adoption is implementation).
Don't be fooled, physical domination is not limited to fists, guns, and the other assorted weapons and tactics that are conventionally associated with warfare. Physical domination is occurring in myriad, not at all subtle, ways.
Every product on display in supermarkets and department stores has been placed where they are by design. The products that catch, or should I say dominate, your attention have had their location secured for them because their manufacturers had the means to ensure such placement. Studies are constantly being done to perfect the craft.
I dare you to come up with a great idea, and then bring it to the level of national exposure while maintaining full control of it. The companies who currently dominate the fields related to your idea are the ones' who have crafted, and are constantly re-crafting, all manner of regulation regarding the coming to fruition of all ideas in such fields (this includes all fields, from sneakers to politics).
But don't despair, this is the history of the world. All that has changed are the names of the players and the techniques employed. Through proper education we are able to see through the subterfuge of sound bytes, nifty slogans, high tech imagery, star powered promotion, and even threats of eternal damnation.
As a general rule, the tools which the powers that be have enabled you to utilize with the greatest of ease, to seemingly serve you, are in actuality tools for their methods of maintaining and increasing their level of control.
They'll help you use those tools to the point that they have trapped you with them, so that you become the perfect tool for their purpose.
Once your routine or way of life depends upon those tools, the tool becomes your purpose; and you are now functioning perfectly as a tool for their purpose. Credit cards anyone?
When the populace is not properly educated, the few can impose their will upon the many.
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Rheely High - Wolverines
"In our time, the symbol of state intrusion into the private life is the mandatory urine test." - Christopher Hitchens Unfortunately, Hitch didn't stick around long enough to experience the NEW symbols of state intrusion into the private life... There are too many to list here, but I trust that you can name quite a few of them. So what are we going to do about it? Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Thank You - for not being an asshole
In order to be positively reinforced, good behavior must be acknowledged. The fact that their good behavior won't initially last too long shouldn't get you down, this training tool disguised as an adorable t-shirt is designed for the long haul! *WARNING: testing on its presentation to a cop that has just pulled me over is not consistently yielding the most favorable results - but I'm working on a new color scheme that should soon do the trick... Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com - they print and ship our products.
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City Nuke
Um, sorry, what where you saying about your rough day? Think of it as a tool to help remind others of the fact that no matter what kind of shitty hand they've been dealt, it could be worse. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Out of Luck - Brand Hot Sauce
Lads and Lasses heed me words: have many an ice soaked wet wipe next to that pot o' gold ye'll be stuck on through the next fortnight, for yew'll be swearin' old Nessi sunk 'er teeth into yon arss! Be thee fairly warned, says I to thee! (Ok, I confess. Due to a lack of true work ethic I did try to pull a fast one by melding that which is Irish to that which is Scottish by bringing the Loch Ness Monster into the conversation. But, since we're dealing honestly, were you actually aware of my sleight of hand before I dropped the dime on myself?) This type of thing is happening ALL THE TIME, by unscrupulous design, and if we aren't aware of it as it is occurring it will often cost us much more than we will ever be able to consciously calculate. So I'll say it again: Be thee fairly warned, says I to thee! Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Jesus at the Vatican
The "Holy See"? Exactly which part of the ongoing, massive institutionalized criminality and scriptural subversion that Jesus would discover to have been done in his name would he see as holy? Well then, why not crown Monsanto the "Holy Seed" while we're at it? Think about it. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Bad Ideas
Speaking of bad ideas, why was the incredibly vague phrase “and for other purposes” allowed to be inserted into the Social Security Act of 1935 in the preamble that outlined what the collected funds were going to be used for? And why weren’t the architects and sponsors of the “Affordable Care Act” upfront and honest about what the act really stipulated? And why didn’t the previous inhabitant of the White House tell the truth in response to the question of when he discovered that a particular former cabinet member had been using a non-secure, private email address for official government business? And how does it actually benefit the public for the IRS to have a tax code that is universally considered incomprehensible? And why aren't the ID requirements for voting in a governmental election at least as stringent as those for buying a beer? Members of the Union of Truth know that force and obfuscation are hallmarks of tyrannical government operatives, and they refuse to stand by silently as their supposed employees plunder and pillage in the name of progress. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Break the Rules
There are way too many examples to list of Democrats and their media cohorts’ double-dealing, but this Epoch Times interview with author Lee Smith is worth your time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvkmJsTk9RQ Now make no mistake; the official Union of Truth stance is that honest, constitution-abiding politicians are a rarity, regardless of party affiliation. It’s just that the Democrats are outright unabashedly trying to destroy what little still remains of our Constitutional Republic - now that they've succeeded in destroying the requirement of logical discourse. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Calmly Resist - and focus on solutions, not problems
Calmly Resist: to counteract or defeat without agitation or strong emotion. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Calmly Resist - and form alliances with like-minded people
Calmly Resist: to counteract or defeat without agitation or strong emotion. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Calmly Resist - by supporting local small businesses
Calmly Resist: to counteract or defeat without agitation or strong emotion. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Advice
"There’s a damned good reason talk is cheap… It’s the only thing most of us produce and its production is incessant." - Raphael Sidelman Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com - they print and ship our products.
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Feelings
We’ll all laugh at a video of a primate getting one of their hands stuck in a hole when they reach into it to grab a banana and then refuse to let go of the banana. But look at how many people with High School and College diplomas do the same thing when it comes to different versions of the banana (the banana is merely the embodiment of a particular desire). Members of the Union of Truth know that freedom and prosperity depend on the ability to think and act rationally, which often means delaying gratification. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Former world champion
You've got to appreciate the way I left the details of this deceptive claim in your hands. It's almost like I'm saying, "beauty is in the eye of the beholder", except that your expertly woven tale of bullshit is what will be in the eye of the beholder! Caveat Emptor baby! Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Abstinence
*Note that this design is not intended to be taken as advice by anyone – especially minors and those who aren’t smart enough to take precautions to avoid unwanted pregnancies and STD’s! Sure condoms are a drag, but then again, raising kids that you didn’t plan on having (with someone who you didn’t even dig looking at with the lights on during your three minute dance toward eternal bondage) shant be too cool either; especially when they gave you the clap, or worse… Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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No Gas
Fuck, not again! Think of it as a tool to help remind others of the fact that even White Patriarchal Privilege has its limitations. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Less Than Thrilled
Perfect attire for when you'd rather be doing ANYTHING else, but don't have a meaningful say in the matter. For men and women! And all types of furries and unicorns too! Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Lockdownapalooza Red
Forget the Rose Bowl, this event is the real granddaddy of them all. Heck, everyone on the planet is in attendance… And, according to Bill de Blasio and Gretchen Whitmer, we’re all required to stick around until they give us permission to leave! Of course, since you’ve now got plenty of free time, you might as well get up to speed on what the Vaccination Gangsta, Bill Gates, has in store for the future of mankind. Members of the Union of Truth know that they've got to stay properly informed, in order to both safeguard their Rights and act safely in the public square! Special thanks to Freepik.com! This t-shirt has been designed using resources from their vast collection of vector artwork. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Your Rights
In case you haven't yet read the "About Us" section, our official stance at Union of Truth is that many Republican politicians are also full of crap. It’s just that Democrats are no longer hiding the fact that they want to permanently downgrade our God given Rights to conditional privileges, which they’ll be the arbiters of, A.S.A.P. This article from 2010 is entitled "Elitism and Judicial Supremacy". As you read it think about recent examples of judges protecting/promoting radical leftist ideals. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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People of Color Sellout
Do you remember when Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air was called a sellout? (Do you remember how his dad reacted to the news?) Kudos to "Vice" for the following videos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWam9FSRvGI&feature=youtu.be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVIoC5ROaHk Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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WAR
Something is very wrong when I can't even get myself to write some nasty, albeit true, commentary on what the powers that should not be are doing to further destroy our nation! And other nations too! Remember, each pissed off t-shirt we sell is a custom printed t-shirt made to order just for you. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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It simplifies everything
"The biggest obstacle to Free Thought is the payment schedule of the competition; blind faith is no money down." - Raphael Sidelman Talk about not thinking outside the box! (OK, you got me; I did put the box around the statement as a subtle reminder of that overused yet rarely acted upon saying. And, ironically enough, I actually thought I was thinking outside the box when I did it!) So, let's consider what and how we are actually "teaching" not only our young, but each other. The word indoctrinate is quite often used to point out how the other group whose ideas are in opposition to one's own, are cloaking their motives as "proper" education. Yet, in actuality, a certain amount of indoctrination is required in order to establish and maintain societal norms. The issue to be raised by the competing factions is not if the other is indoctrinating its adherents, since they all are, but to what end their methods of indoctrination are working. Yes, all disparate ideas create competing factions; that is how they quite often come to pervade our consciousness and mobilize the details of their agenda. Indoctrination is not an inherently negative process. The criterion we must adhere to for the sake of not only accuracy, but freedom, is whether or not the indoctrinators have included as a fundamental aspect of their doctrine, the tools, and an in depth training as to their proper use, by which the indoctrinated will be able, and encouraged, to question the doctrine. All doctrine. That is the only peaceful way of propagating what are actually the most accurate ideas. Our history is the use of physical domination by those whose ideas would otherwise be extinct were they to be freely considered for adoption by people who were taught to be qualified judges of its merit (adoption is implementation). Don't be fooled, physical domination is not limited to fists, guns, and the other assorted weapons and tactics that are conventionally associated with warfare. Physical domination is occurring in myriad, not at all subtle, ways. Every product on display in supermarkets and department stores has been placed where they are by design. The products that catch, or should I say dominate, your attention have had their location secured for them because their manufacturers had the means to ensure such placement. Studies are constantly being done to perfect the craft. I dare you to come up with a great idea, and then bring it to the level of national exposure while maintaining full control of it. The companies who currently dominate the fields related to your idea are the ones' who have crafted, and are constantly re-crafting, all manner of regulation regarding the coming to fruition of all ideas in such fields (this includes all fields, from sneakers to politics). But don't despair, this is the history of the world. All that has changed are the names of the players and the techniques employed. Through proper education we are able to see through the subterfuge of sound bytes, nifty slogans, high tech imagery, star powered promotion, and even threats of eternal damnation. As a general rule, the tools which the powers that be have enabled you to utilize with the greatest of ease, to seemingly serve you, are in actuality tools for their methods of maintaining and increasing their level of control. They'll help you use those tools to the point that they have trapped you with them, so that you become the perfect tool for their purpose. Once your routine or way of life depends upon those tools, the tool becomes your purpose; and you are now functioning perfectly as a tool for their purpose. Credit cards anyone? When the populace is not properly educated, the few can impose their will upon the many. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Chernobyl - Brand Hot Sauce
Put it this way, we’ve been told by its victims to recommend that you tuck your pants into your socks before you try it! Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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All Saints - Brand Hot Sauce
You better get out the rosaries, because you'll swear that you're exercising a demon from your ass! Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Eternal Regret - Brand Hot Sauce
No joke; I've been reincarnated three times since I tried it, and my ass is still smoking! Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Former optimist smiley
Just because you're not an optimist, it doesn't mean you're a pessimist! Let this stylish reminder of the perils of pendulous thought guide you, and those who see it, down the highly acclaimed yet rarely traveled middle road. The wounded convert to reason on this down to earth t-shirt is simply reminding us all that he's finally charting the course of a realist (he's still smiling, isn't he?). And you can too! Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products. Remember, each reasonably funny t-shirt we sell is a custom t-shirt made to order just for you.
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Enabling denial for untold millennia
"It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them that they've been fooled." - Mark Twain Talk about not thinking outside the box! (OK, you got me; I did put the box around the statement on the shirt as a subtle reminder of that overused yet rarely acted upon saying. And, ironically enough, I actually thought I was thinking outside the box when I did it!) So, let's consider what and how we are actually "teaching" not only our young, but each other. The word indoctrinate is quite often used to point out how the other group whose ideas are in opposition to one's own, are cloaking their motives as "proper" education. Yet, in actuality, a certain amount of indoctrination is required in order to establish and maintain societal norms. The issue to be raised by the competing factions is not if the other is indoctrinating its adherents, since they all are, but to what end their methods of indoctrination are working. Yes, all disparate ideas create competing factions; that is how they quite often come to pervade our consciousness and mobilize the details of their agenda. Indoctrination is not an inherently negative process. The criterion we must adhere to for the sake of not only accuracy, but freedom, is whether or not the indoctrinators have included as a fundamental aspect of their doctrine, the tools, and an in depth training as to their proper use, by which the indoctrinated will be able, and encouraged, to question the doctrine. All doctrine. That is the only peaceful way of propagating what are actually the most accurate ideas. Our history is the use of physical domination by those whose ideas would otherwise be extinct were they to be freely considered for adoption by people who were taught to be qualified judges of its merit (adoption is implementation). Don't be fooled, physical domination is not limited to fists, guns, and the other assorted weapons and tactics that are conventionally associated with warfare. Physical domination is occurring in myriad, not at all subtle, ways. Every product on display in supermarkets and department stores has been placed where they are by design. The products that catch, or should I say dominate, your attention have had their location secured for them because their manufacturers had the means to ensure such placement. Studies are constantly being done to perfect the craft. I dare you to come up with a great idea, and then bring it to the level of national exposure while maintaining full control of it. The companies who currently dominate the fields related to your idea are the ones' who have crafted, and are constantly re-crafting, all manner of regulation regarding the coming to fruition of all ideas in such fields (this includes all fields, from sneakers to politics). But don't despair, this is the history of the world. All that has changed are the names of the players and the techniques employed. Through proper education we are able to see through the subterfuge of sound bytes, nifty slogans, high tech imagery, star powered promotion, and even threats of eternal damnation. As a general rule, the tools which the powers that be have enabled you to utilize with the greatest of ease, to seemingly serve you, are in actuality tools for their methods of maintaining and increasing their level of control. They'll help you use those tools to the point that they have trapped you with them, so that you become the perfect tool for their purpose. Once your routine or way of life depends upon those tools, the tool becomes your purpose; and you are now functioning perfectly as a tool for their purpose. Credit cards anyone? When the populace is not properly educated, the few can impose their will upon the many. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Calmly Resist - you are more powerful than you know
Calmly Resist: to counteract or defeat without agitation or strong emotion. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Calmly Resist - Don't let the bastards get you down
Calmly Resist: to counteract or defeat without agitation or strong emotion. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Calmly Resist - and smile as you hold the line
Calmly Resist: to counteract or defeat without agitation or strong emotion.
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American Idle
Like our sensibilities, this one can also be worn backward and/or inside out. And regardless of how you wear it, there’s no picture of an American flag on it - so children can wear it to school without fear of being suspended! Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Calmly Resist - banking cartels, rigged stock markets, and crony capitalism
Calmly Resist: to counteract or defeat without agitation or strong emotion. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Calmly Resist - race hustling, fearmongering and cancel culture
Calmly Resist: to counteract or defeat without agitation or strong emotion. Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Former Ivy Leaguer
You might have a shot with this prestige inducing garment - IF: 1- You speak as little as possible. 2- The people who see you wearing it have never had any prior conversations with you. 3- The people who see you wearing do not know, or care to know, what the word "Haud" means. BTW, where does one apply to become an expansion team in this "Ivy League"? Might the city where I propose to build my stadium of learning pay for it because of the revenue that will be generated? Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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LGBTQ Traitor
Quit the “I'm not a victim” bullshit and get back in lockstep! The party of tolerance does not tolerate dissent! (and proper grammar is un-woke!) Have you watched the video that started the #WalkAway movement? Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Pot Smoker and Patriot
By all means, feel free to point out the passages in our Constitution or Declaration of Independence where our forefathers, with their legendary foresight, condemn this blessedly harmless plant. Hmmm, let me think this one out – one inhalation from a vaporizer that presents way less health risk than a drive through the Lincoln tunnel and whose wondrous effects one feels for a few hours, or suffering through the large quantities of alcohol that neither one’s kidneys nor their taste buds enjoy, and whose widespread and often encouraged over-consumption leads to vomiting, possible poisoning, and well-documented physical addiction; not to mention that the enjoyable feelings alcohol produces are not even in the same galaxy as those of Marijuana. I could go on, but why waste my time? For most people, seeing isn’t believing; believing is seeing. Funny, I don’t see a special definition in the dictionary for “Liberty” or the “pursuit of Happiness” that only applies to what other people want to arbitrarily grant you; nor do I see anything about such rights needing to be granted to you by anyone else! Click the button to see it in other colors and to buy it on Spring.com – they print and ship our products.
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Rheely High - Canyon Squirrels
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Natural Law
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Exclusive Clothier of Earth's Beautiful People
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The Official Study Guide for the Test Called Life
Life is a unique test. Not only is it continuous and individualized, but it presents the same questions over and over until we get them right. Of course, unless we’re being attentive, we won’t recognize that we’re being presented with the same questions over and over. Age and wisdom are not inherently linked. Hence the utility of this handy study guide. It covers all of the topics that you’ll need to delve into, in order to ace the test. Don’t delay. Remember: Spare time is like a spare million dollars. Even if you have it, you don’t have it.
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Strive
Click here to buy it for $14.95 on Amazon.com (They print it for us and that's how much we sell it for on Amazon.) This is a concise guidebook for success. Those who embody this instruction will experience profound, positive change in each aspect of their lives. The book is a collection of the author's own precepts, or general rules. It was designed to be as brief as possible, while functioning synergistically. Its purpose is to provide sound guidance for every situation that one might ever be in, or desire to be in. Click here to download a FREE pdf copy of the book.
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The Science of Fiction
Click here to buy it for $19.84 on Amazon.com (They print it for us and that's how much we sell it for on Amazon.) Click here to download a FREE pdf copy of the book. Then take our "Simple Ten Page Challenge". It works like this: read the first ten pages of the book and fully investigate all of the links that are offered, in order to discover the following: 1- Does the book have a valid conceptual foundation? 2- Has the author done enough legitimate research to qualify as someone whose message is worthy of consideration? 3- Does the book actually provide a viable and fully detailed plan to thwart The Science of Fiction? And be sure to share this important, free pamphlet far and wide: "Are you an actual Patriot, or one of these cats?" (It's a link, click on it!)
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Think About it... (Volume 1)
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The Way To The Way
Click here to buy it for $15.95 on Amazon.com (They print it for us and that's how much we sell it for on Amazon.) The critic Alfred Kazin, in describing Emerson, has said, "the world is always new to those who would see themselves in a new way." Mr. Sidelman, in his intriguing book THE WAY TO THE WAY, shares with us the newness and originality of the world view he has conceived. For any thinking person who wishes to probe more deeply the meaning of popular assumptions, this book is a valuable guide. The author's basic premise is that we need to mobilize our individual capacity to reason for ourselves, instead of being unwittingly influenced by the insistent flow of what others think is right. In re-reading this book I was struck by the original shaping and development of concepts that have occupied philosophers and writers over the course of time. To be able to tap into the "mythos" or collective wisdom of the ages to the extent that Mr. Sidelman has, is indicative of his truly unique intellectual journey. Clearly implied in THE WAY TO THE WAY is Kant's understanding that cause and effect, space and time, are categories of our perceptual experience rather than entities in themselves. Plato's differentiation of ideal and shadow is reflected. The ancient inscription at Delphi, Greece "nothing in excess" is mirrored in the author's concept of "balance." American transcendentalism is implicit in the view that man and nature are reflections of each other. Even traces of existential thinking are found within the basic structure of determinism. We do, after all, have the capacity to make a choice to free ourselves from preconceptions in order to find "the way to the way." Most frequently, however, the thinking of Lao-Tzu pervades the book. In many ways this fine work can be seen as a series of meditations interspersed with lyrical chants and poetic prose. The use of parables is strikingly effective. In each topic discussed the author is direct, clear, and challenging. When the courage to think for ourselves is embodied in lived experience, we become able to see beyond conventional certainties to our own potential for authenticity. Mr. Sidelman's excellent book can be instrumental in illuminating this path for us. William J. Kirman, Ph.D., Professor Emeritus Dept. of Psychology, Long Island University, New York. Author of Modern psychoanalysis in the schools. Click here to download a FREE pdf copy of THE WAY TO THE WAY.
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Sanctuary Cities
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Homosexual Indoctrination
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Rioting And Looting
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Government-run Healthcare
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Disarming Law-abiding Citizens
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Preferred Pronouns
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Universal Basic Income
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Cogent Liberal Talking Points
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Democratic Party Accomplishments
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Trump’s Racist Remarks
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Trump Is Lying About Obamagate
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Spying On Trump
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Trump’s Impeachment
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Trump’s Treason
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